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I am the Cookie Monster.
It's true.
Because on the inside I'm blue.
I'm fake and stuffed too.
Nothing you can do can take away my right
To be the Cookie Monster.
With plastic eyes and productized.
Popularized and massively sold.
Cookies sold separately.
©2007-2009 ~GeistWachter
:icongeistwachter:

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i got bored and kurt called me insane so i wrote this

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:icondregnought:
espically the 'Cookies sold separately' part ^___^
:icongeistwachter:
i AM the cookie monster.

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I saw a pale horse and upon it a pale rider.
The name of the horse was Pestilence.
The name of the rider was Death.
:icondregnought:
Kool. *throws you a jar of cookies*
:icongeistwachter:
YES!!!

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I saw a pale horse and upon it a pale rider.
The name of the horse was Pestilence.
The name of the rider was Death.
:iconjuliet-vampiette:
This is so funny!!! I love it!! esp the last line!
:icondregnought:
You get to clean the mess afterwards :P
:icongeistwachter:
thanks.

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I saw a pale horse and upon it a pale rider.
The name of the horse was Pestilence.
The name of the rider was Death.

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January 3, 2007
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